Wishing everyone a merry Christmas! Love to all the fans, true friends, and my family for the support. Merry Christmas to all…!
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Murder Three
Twelve
You know Dispatch? I have been thinking about all these crazy murders, on the alley corner of jingle and Bell. The killer I mean…. It’s like he is opposed to other people flavor and I believe his plan is to wipe all of the rest of the other flavors out. That will be making him the most hyped flavor in the city.
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Frosty Flavor Cone
Frosty Flavor Cone
Hey this is your favorite holiday Frost Flavor Cone, and i have a short message to tell you. They will never catch me because I have to much flavor in my cone….
Good Morning!
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Twelve
I don’t know Dispatch it has been a rough twenty-four hours, and I still cannot get that poor dead One scoop Waffle Strawberry Cone out of my head. look at me Dispatch, I am a mess with less than a month away from retirement, and that Fill Stick CaptainCandy. Is trying to make it hard for me Dispatch.
Dispatch
Well…. I hate to be the one to tell you this. CaptainCandy has put you on the murder case of Jingle, and Bell. If you ask me, I think he like you Twelve.
Twelve
Ha, Ha, and who ask you Dispatch? You just better remember after all this you owe me a date, and a dinner now.
Dispatch
Oh…. Do I? Well I will think about it Twelve, right after I send you on another call, and it seems to becoming from your old place. Jingle, and Bell. Looks like you caseload may be getting bigger Twelve?
Twelve
Yeah! It looks that way twelve. I’m about ten minutes away, I’m not far from jingle , and Bell. I will be there as soon as I wolf down the rest of this dog.
Dispatch
Some one is already stalking his case already, Once a Twelve, and will be always be a Twelve.
Twelve
Can it Dispatch…! I was over here visit my favorite Horndog stand, they have the best dogs in the city, and they always put that extra bustard sauce on my dog just how I like it. No time to short talk Dispatch, I got to go now! See you in ten, com off. http://a.co/d/ay2L7SU
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Dispatch
Come in twelve…. Are you there?
Twelve
This is twelve….
Dispatch
There has been several calls coming in , reports of haunting screams coming from the corner of Jingle , and Bell. You’re the closes unit, and I need you to check it out Twelve.
Twelve
I got ya! But, you’re going to owe me big on this Dispatch. I got twenty-one days until I hang up one of my days of Christmas. I thought I made it clear to the Captain CandyCane, that I wanted a smooth retirement with no problems?
Dispatch
Well you no Captain CandyCane Twelve? this is easy as it come, especially in the city of Melted Snowman but, I tell you what. If you take this call, I will finally go on that date with you. Since you have been trying so hard, and for the last thirteen years.
Twelve
Ouch…! You shore do know how to twist my arm Dispatch. You had me at date. I will check it out, and toot my horn at you in about forty-five minutes…. Dispatch. And…, Dispatch tell Captain CandyCane, that he can get a sickle!
Dispatch
You can tell him that yourself Twelve, talk to you in forty five minutes. Dispatch of Com….
Twelve
Twelve out! Definitely will not miss having Captain CandyCane up my rear end, and deep while barking orders…
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