This morning we got a call to investigate a foul stench, that was coming from this address at North Pole Ice Drive. What we found was a murder for the books….
We found a pots of boiling hot water, what seems to be the remains of Snowman Hitman Jack. One of the big hitters of Bossy The Snowman. In the liquid body of the dead mob Snow man, was a Turkey flapper….
Now a word from the Turkey Gobbler himself.
Gobble, gobble, gobble gobble! Gobbler…!
There you have it folks…. You heard the threats, and it seem this means war.
Stuffing Signing out of the roast beef news…. Channel 350 degrees